Me waiting for Captain Marvel to fix everything like
Tom Holland & Tom Hiddleston at Ace Comic Con Seattle || June 24, 2018
“where are we going today miss frizzle?”
were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall
The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative
Being a gay surrounded by other gays is an underrated form of free therapy
There’s a sense of unity when you’re drunk at noon on St.Patricks day and meet your friends co-workers who introduce themselves by saying “we’re gay” and I drunkenly smile with “me too!” (I was too drunk to finish my sentence and say im bisexual 😂😂) anyhow the three of us gave each other a high five for our gayness.
The worst part about vomiting is not actually vomiting, it’s the 30 minutes before vomiting when you know your going to vomit but your body is teasing you with nausea